Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...