The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...