A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...