Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...