Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...