Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...