Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...