Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...