Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...