Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...