Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...