Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?