Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...