Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...