Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...