One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...