I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...