YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
What is a grasshopper?
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Dog jokes 04
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Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...