10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.