Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...