Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Possible IBM acronyms
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Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...