A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...