Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...