Pope Dies
Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
I didn’t get any money this time
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My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....