Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...