Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...