Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...