Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...