Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...