I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...