DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...