God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...