Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...