10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...