Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...