Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...