Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...