Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...