Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!