Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....