Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
I flattened your cat
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pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...