Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...