a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
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Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
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Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
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A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...