Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
tarantula with a rose?
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How Army policy began
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Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...