Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...