The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...