Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...