Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...