Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...