Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...