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Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
You want children?
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